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A new name for the same shitty old school Woodside Park International School Its shit and sucks asian ass crack dont go there... If you do the teachers will rape you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Hey do you want to go to the North London International School NO NO NO NO
Thats a good answer and slap the person that asked
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When you get so messed up on drugs or alchohol you can't make heads or tails of the conversation. Y
"I can't understand a word Mary is saying, she is looking London, Talking Tokyo."
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When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.
Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.
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Stevenage.
As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.
"Where are you from?"
"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."
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When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"
Tim- " SHIT!"
CRACK!!!!
Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"
Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"
Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"
Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
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This popular rap saying refers to London Tipton (from Suite Life of Zach & Cody). This originated from London’s wealth- shared by a majority of rappers. Used by 21 savage, Gucci mane, and drake, amongst others.
We got London on the Track
Drop top, wop
If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
- from Gucci Mane’s both eyes closed
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When a man from English descent stands 10 metres above another man and falls onto him. Sticking his penis into the man's arsehole. The impact is so great that the man's shit is shoved back inside him, back through his intestines and up to his brain. You could say London bridge had fallen if you'er mom gay
London bridge has fallen when Cameron leaped off the 10m platform onto me.
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