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The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?
Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.
"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "
When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit
Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants
Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.
“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.
"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."
A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with
I’m away to go see my monday chick