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mount moron

A hypothetical mountain that you have to climb just to learn the right words in order to know what you want to search for.

And now I have to climb my way up mount moron again 🙄

by Title March 9, 2020


Mount Phukidunno

Located at Camp David, Mount Phukidunno is known for its mysterious nature, with its name literally translating to "fuck it, I don't know." Populated almost exclusively by aquatic snails and an elusive beetle, Phukidunno has been studied extensively by ecologists for its uniquely low oxygen content.

Mount Phukidunno possesses a unique climate that most humans would quickly die in!
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.

by Thezachary May 20, 2024


Mount

When a guy pushes a girl against the wall and has sex with her.

Hey baby will you come over tonight and mount me.

by RR3TKK May 31, 2023


Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021


Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021


Mount Rushmost

The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.

In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020


mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 15, 2024