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when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it
let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))
When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you
Bonus points if he has dreads.
“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
Tanner nelson is the finest mf alive. He eats ass from the back and he will let you braid his culito hairs. Don’t get on his bad side or he will verbally abuse you. He likes to prey on his victims outside of the high school in his free time.
Wow who’s that parked outside of the high school? Oh, that’s just tanner nelson!
It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.
She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
The most cutest couple i've ever seen. I could see them for years together. Both cute and smart, i hope they stay for long time together. I will pray.
Harry: What's the most cutest couple you've ever seen.
Lena: carmen and nelson, soo cute
Harry: obviously, Yes