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wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 15, 2020

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Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

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Plastic Pimp

Nigga caught on the street blasting thirty of those rings you get from the 50 cent turn dudes in the arcade. He's got painted chains around him, four inch money sign glasses, clothes don't fit- honestly he hasn't a clue what he's doing but hey, at least he's trying his best(?)

I was treadin' by the corner store and spotted a Plastic Pimp walking himself in, probably hunting for more hot loot to drape on himself.

by dampkemer420 June 12, 2016


Plastic Mine

A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.

There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.

I ran out of gray 2x6 Plates and had to excavate the plastic mines to find more.

by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024


Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

by (((David Pakman))) December 22, 2019


Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery

Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014


green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 11, 2022