A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.
Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.
He's got a different puddle slut everyday
Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe
Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone
When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.
Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?
What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?
When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from
Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.
Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.
Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."