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Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.
Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.
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Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
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When the Bolsheviks took over Russia in 1917, they eventually spread across the world to promote their concept of paradise. How they were treated varied from country to country. While some welcomed them, others forced them into a entity of legal discourse. In England, they were not tolerated at all. Any group outside of Labour and Tory was marginalized as much as possible. The political groups thus marginalized away from any real power became known as factions. A Red Factioner is someone from England who is in support of Marxist principles of governance.
That bloke there thinks that the Queen is one of the Bourgeois! Bloody Red Factioner he is.....
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What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.
Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito
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When you're playing Among Us and the color Red is acting suspicious, and you think they might be the imposter
Cyan: Red sus tho
Red: The game just started 2 seconds ago, idiot
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When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.
"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.
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(n) Game played by elementary school children. A tennis ball is thrown against a brick wall.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.
The game of Red ass was banned from our elementary school.
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