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1. A dirty person that lives down by a river or creek, claiming to be clean.
That river rat is so filthy.
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Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
floatin' the river
jorts
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South Australian term for going to Mannum, South Australia.
Bloke 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Bloke 2 : Going up the river.
Bloke 1: Heaps good.
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The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.
Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
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A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.
I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.
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Closet translation is badass a mix of redneck and god. He would have every Super Bowl ring but he's not into commitment he wants to play with some more women before he gets a ring.
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a sexy boy who enjoys flirting with every girl and going ferther than 1st base.. but is still a virgin.
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