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The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that
The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched
When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.
Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.
When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.
when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food
person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread
The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.
Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.