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When cum is all over the penis.
Gerald, you have a sticky Penis!!
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developed by the Russians in WWII, this sexual meneuver has taken many lives. it consists of a beehive and a 9-iron. you must first hit the beehive with the club and proceed to fuck it while the bees are trapped inside. while this is taking place the female must eat out the males ass while he is taking a dump.
man that sticky beehive gave me welts all over my dick.
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When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.
Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.
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When a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth during oral sex and she continues to blow him, invariably covering his penis with fresh spunk.
Dude, I can't clean this off - she gave me a sticky pickle last night!
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When a male fucks a womans buttcheeks as if he were titty fucking them and then skeets on her ass crack henceforth sealing it shut.
Me and my girlfriend baked some sticky buns last night
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Also known as the "Dirty Chester" or the "Chester Arthur".
The act of giving anal, then faking an orgasm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. When they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. Then cum on their face and shave your pubic region (and or asshair/backhair) and spread it over the cum evenly. Stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. The next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried semen), also known as the Sticky Chester.
Shelley was a real hobag last night, so I had no choice but to give her the Sticky Chester. She was PISSED!
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Placing syrup on your penis and having a cat lick the syrup until ejaculation.
Once caught doing the sticky felix, he had his PETA membership revoked.
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