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The Art of smoking meth and having your brother jerk off infront of you and cumming in only 4 strokes
Tom: My brother didn’t believe me on how hard your dick gets after smoking meth and you can cum in only 4 strokes now he’s an honorary member of the 4 stroke gang
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When a mans stroke (penis penetration) is just weak and unsatisfactory. In his mind he believes he is the man and continuously asks "Who's pussy is it"... The woman or man will then reply "NOT yours boo" . The sex is worse than watching paint dry....
Girl I let him hit but he has a weak stroke game!
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The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.
(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.
(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.
Alternate usage just strokes and no load.
(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"
(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"
(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"
Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.
Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke
Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
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