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Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 09, 2024


Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022


Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by August 30, 2022


ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars

a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared

by CooperBall May 07, 2021


Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020


Ted Extra

A guy who loves making fun of YouTubers he is also obsessed with fatal grips and pizza,pasta etc.

Me and Mario eat pizza with Ted Extra

by MemeMan68 May 08, 2020


Ted Extra

A English looking half Italian with over 100 subs on YouTube

Ted Extra is a rat

by theMemees December 11, 2020