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A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)
I beat the wizard on that test.
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Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
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(n). lesbian
"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"
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When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
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Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.
girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.
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A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.
Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"
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when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.
many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.
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