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The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
Someone who's only lets their racism show after they've had a few cocktails
After 3 margaritas Mike started droppin' the N-word left & right; guess he's a cocktail racist.
an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.
Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.
Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!
An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?
A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.
"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.