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Having a big car, house, paycheck, and lots of friends. Shitting on the rest of the world in order to have a life of ridiculous consumption and waste. Becoming overweight and then spending years on diets and treadmills to fight the disgusting processed food one is constantly shoving in the mouth. Putting chemicals and endless amounts of water onto one's lawn in order to have a lawn greener than one's neighbor.
The American Dream is a broken thing.
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The F*cking best of the team not the fastest or best in practice but kill it come game time. Every one on the team is hilarious and keep the team from being a bunch of winey bitches.
Man practice sucked before we got dream team.
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A lucid dream is where you are dreaming, but you're aware at the fact that you're dreaming. Once you conclude the fact that you are aware of your dream, you can control anything in it. You can fly, walk on walls, make people appear, bend reality, change the environment, teleport. The possibilities are endless.
Dude 1: Bro, I had this awesome lucid dream last night!
Dude 2: Really? What was it about?
Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!
Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!
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The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.
Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.
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To cum in your sleep. Usually happens to teenage boys.
What I get when I dream of my bf.
Yes, girls do have wet dreams also.
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A shitty person who cant let people enjoy content creators that entertain others
Dream antis: what are you watching?
Jim: im watching dream.
Dream antis: go die he is shit
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A dream that involves sexual content. Unlike a wet dream a sexy dream does not involve an orgasm.
Person 1: Ya dude it was such a crazy dream and it was so hot to!
Person 2: So you had a wet dream?
Person 1: Nahhh it was a sexy dream!!!
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