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The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

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Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.

Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"

by Booz McGroove March 21, 2022

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Four Star Michelin

Marhadi's Ass

I could go for a Four Star Michelin right now.

by IDidItFir! July 25, 2019


four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)

"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005

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Four Dollar Toast

A symbol of the rapid gentrification of San Francisco, $4 toast can be traced back to The Mill Cafe, in Alamo Square. An 'artisanal' food craved by the same hipsters that America loves to hate, but that America's young tech elite sucessfully pushed out of the City by pushing rents to the highest level in the nation.

So now cafes in San Francisco are frequented by yuppies with small dogs and kombucha-sipping, origami-enjoying, yoga-worshipping upper-middle class vegan couples.

And toast is four bucks. But hey gay marriage is legal!

Four dollar toast is to SF as the cronut is (was?) to NYC. Inflation will make it alright though.

by IntrepidWesterner July 1, 2015


Four zeroes, go!!

When cheap digital egg-timer finishes its countdown, it looks like this: 00:00

Basically an alternate end to a countdown from "3...2...1...0, blast off!/go!"

Term originates from the Pokemon theme song when played backwards. You can find this on youtube.

"Really she's my maid, she's real cool, so.... four, zeroes go!"

"5...4...3...2...1...Four zeroes, go!!" *launches rocket*

by ChromeBumper July 12, 2010


Four Fifths Commish

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

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