Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.
"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"
doddleoddle's aka dodie lower case d manager
he lets us do top draw journalism based on his twitter and also he once danced with a troll wig on!
follow @updatingmjosh or watch us sue
"see you in court manager josh"
Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.
What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!
When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians
Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?
Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now
This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.
'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'
'Yep, we're fucked again'