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A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.
A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag
someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager
E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.
People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.
While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1
Employee: You called me over here sir?
Manager: I need you to clean up this spill
Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.
Example 2
Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.
Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?
Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.
Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.
Mom: ...
Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
Person Having expert knowledge in Costing, accountancy, management affairs, taxation, finance and Study with huge sacrifice and practical knowledge
Cost and management accountant is profession who is made by Parliament of india