A young pup in training to become a glorified Puddle duck ....
" That puddle pup is sure to be the next GOAT of all the puddle ducks..."
The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood
I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch
When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles
guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.
Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!