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This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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When your company has you working 15 hr days and you are still behind but you have to push through the pain, soreness, exhaustion, hunger, and thirst to get the job done!
What do you mean by asking to go to the gas station to get a drink!? We don’t have time for that. You gotta get it on them big jobs!
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a slang term for someone who think the know how to box
vic:hey moe did you work today
Moe: but i aint got them hands tho
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National tell your crush you like the day is on February 18. Telling your crush you like them is a hard thing to do so hopefully telling them that you like them on February 18 will make it easier.
Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)
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National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.
This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!
Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)
November 1st tell your crush u like them don’t hesitate just do it because they might like u back🤷 ♀️
Timmy: yo i just told stacy i liked her
johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day
September 23-29 tell your crush you like them this week🤭
national tell your crush you like them week is the 23rd-29th of september
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