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Bad day

1. Monday
2. Female: period
3. Male: that day where you just want to punch anyone that comes near you.

1. Shit, it's Monday.

2. Mary's having a bad day. Must be her time of the month.

3. Jon's having a bad day. Watch out for him. He might punch you for no reason.

by Tomahawk Tom June 2, 2010

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Actually Bad

Ok so there's bad and then there's ACTUALLY BAD which is so much worse than regular bad.
For example, if you took a test and got a normal question wrong, you would be bad, but if you got the easiest question wrong you would be actually bad and be roasted in class.

Sam : Hey so I don't remember what pi is can you tell me again?

Teacher: oml Sam you're ACTUALLY BAD!

by Carrrroooot May 23, 2018


Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.

“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.

by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021


Bad Dry

This thing, situation, person or place is not good, not pleasing, distasteful or annoying - mainly used as a retort when hearing bad news, or where someone has wronged someone else or when a situation, person, item or place has not been liked and in fact, disliked.

Did you hear about Kenneth getting punched out the other day???

Response: "Yeah man, that's bad dry - Kenneth was a good guy man"

Or: Can't believe I just walked a mile to the shop and its closed at 6pm!!! That shit is BAD DRY!!!

by TalkToFrank October 5, 2016


Bad Magumbo

Phrase used to describe BAD times/events that may have been a chain reaction of negative occurrences.

GD: Dude, i cant believe i lost my wallet, the last time we hung out i had a flat tire, the time before that i lost my keys! When your around its like "Bad Magumbo"!

Bova: Every time i hang out with that cat the night goes south for the winter, he is "Bad Magumbo"!

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009


bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower March 3, 2016


Down bad

When a person is simping and/or highly infatuated with another

Wesley is down bad for Mavis!

by Rwan May 18, 2022