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To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.
"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.
Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.
Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.
Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u
When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
When an asian butt fucks a girl that is on her period and she explodes out of the front butt.
A asian butt fucked a girl when she was on her period and she explode. It qas like a orange tomato.
A boy that always seems to have a red tint to his face.
Most often look like they are either blushing extremely hard or they held they’re breath for too long.
They seem to always look like tomatoes.
Yo look he’s totally a tomato right?
I like tomato boys, they’re hot. ;)
The kind of girl that is confident and gives off positive energy.
Whew! Did you see that tomato that just walked in?