A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.
You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar
To have a Tommy tank wank over a cast member of Towie.(the only way is Essex)
I had a towie Tommy over that sort on the box last night
To be double crossed or back stabbed. Helping someone on the way to success thinking they did it themselves without help.
After two long years of showing Isaac the ropes, that some of a bitch Tommy Gunned me.
A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back
Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet
Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.
"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."
A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.
1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.