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When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
The thick and slimy trail left on your chest by a woman's vagina. While pushing an eager woman off your face......and down your torso
Julie tried to climb up onto my face and have me eat her pussy, but as I pushed her away she left a Seattle Slug Trail on my chest.
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A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone.
It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."
Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done!
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Cheating on your wife or girlfriend, especially if in the process of cheating, you disappear for a few days and say you are going someplace where it is impossible to be reached. Can also be used on a woman to say that she's cheating.
Same meaning as the other two entries here at UrbanDictionary.com: "Hiking in Appalachia" and "Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains", except that that "hikin' the Appalachian Trial" sounds better.
guy 1: "Where's Dave? I thought he he was going to play golf with us today."
guy 2: "He told his wife he had to work the weekend, but I think he's hikin' the appalachian trail. He was flirting all week with that new chick in accounting"
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guy 1: "Where has your girlfriend been lately?"
guy 2: "I dumped her ass! Caught her hikin' the appalachian trail, and that was it for that slut!"
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A road in Orlando Fl, that is in the main stay of violent crime and drug abuse in this tourist trap city's "ghetto"
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When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.
After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.
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When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.
Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.