A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
A Stinky poon swimming with disease.
Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout
The best trout fisher to ever lives name is Adam Christopher Larime
Best trout fisher is Adam. It means that he is really good at fishing for trout.
A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”