An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
Butter made with fish oil from a trout.
This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.
Self slapping sex paddle.
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
I love my sex trout
trout trap
1. (noun) derogatory term for a woman's vagina
2. (verb) to be enamored by a woman. - see "pussy whipped"
2. Friend 1: Where's homeboy at?
Friend 2: He's at Bed, Bath and Beyond picking out pillows with his new woman.
Friend 1: Man, that bitch has got him trout trapped for real.
A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
A Stinky poon swimming with disease.
Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout