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Torture Furry Tuesday

Torture Furry Tuesday is every tuesday. On that day you get to kill furries with any weapon of your choice and get away with it.

Furry: My favorite day of the week is fursuit friday!
Chad: You know what my favorite day of the week is?
Furry: What?
Chad: Torture furry tuesday. *pulls out shotgun*

by ShitAndPissAreInMyPants February 12, 2023

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


See You Next Tuesday

A clandestine method of calling someone a cunt.

Particularly effective when used prior to a three day week end.

C: See
U: You
N: Next
T: Tuesday

see: catch you next tuesday

Hey Jodi! I'll see you next tuesday!

by Jill Kiar June 17, 2005

2013πŸ‘ 344πŸ‘Ž


C U Next Tuesday

A polite way of calling someone a cunt.

" Fuckin C U Next Tuesday Bastard!"

by amy-jay November 27, 2004

1108πŸ‘ 195πŸ‘Ž


Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 March 7, 2012

223πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

by tmbt.creator December 11, 2018


c u next tuesday

an acronym for cunt, to be used when around your parents or school teacher

That girl is a c u next tuesday.
Hey c u next tuesday asshole.

by tucks September 25, 2005

611πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


See-you-next-Tuesday

Cunt. The words "see you" correspond to the letters "C" and "U" and the "next Tuesday" implies the "nt." This is one way to describe a person as a cunt when in polite company. Origin in Athens, GA.

"I was having lunch with the mayor and his wife yesterday, and, though he was perfectly agreeable, she was a see-you-next-Tuesday." "After our fourth date I realized she had a thing or two wrong with her see-you-next-Tuesday."

by castes January 30, 2008

948πŸ‘ 325πŸ‘Ž