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A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.
geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.
"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"
A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between
As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point
To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.
A general term for Asian Republicans who tend to downplay the white supremacist ideology and have a perspective that they are not minorities, seeing themselves as better than the Latino and Black communities.
Twinkies: "Asians are not minorities, we are our own thing/we are considered white."