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Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?
Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no
Valentines day
Means another day another slay just on Valentine’s Day
Example:
Me: wanna slay
Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)
Happy Valentines day
A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
Mating season for humans
San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.
"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness