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Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 21, 2022


sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017


Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023


Wake and Make

Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.

"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"

by PowWow July 23, 2013


Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021


Wake up

When you wake up in the morning and start making a list of what to do and how to. So you can chase your dreams.

Sassy the sasquatch: Just do good things and good things will happen to you mate:
Big Lez: So how do i do it?How do i turn my dreams into a reality?
Sassy the sasquatch: Whats the first thing anyone before anyone start their day? You wake up

by Khais July 7, 2024


wake up

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I used the CRAAP test, to identify an article to check and see if it passes the test. The title of the article is,“What is the American Dream? Examples and how to measure it”(Barone). I chose this article because I think it breaks down a detailed review of what ‘The American Dream is.’ Along with this it provides background research, evidence from books, and different perspectives. First I looked at the paragraphs in the article. It has around thirty paragraphs that are all well organized. Bullet points are used to clearly explain certain sections. The article was updated on November 13, 2023. So I know that the information is fairly new, or at least has been reviewed and is suitable to be presented. The information is pretty detailed in the sense that it is concise and understandable. However it is a broad topic and there's room for interpretation. I think this is relevant to what I want to write about because it is a basic outline of how people interrupt ‘The American Dream' in all aspects of li wake up

by Abcvd January 9, 2024