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It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."
Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.
Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.
The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!
A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.
Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!
Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker
Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits
Damn kellie baker has big boobs.
A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.