bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.
"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."
To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."
"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.
He’s so cute!
Yeah, he’s a baker boy
Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.
Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker
An individual who will sabotage and betray you
Simeon Baker left me at the football field.