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When you treat a friend or significant other to fancy/expensive dinner, then foot the bill on them.
This forces them to either pay, or Dine and Dash themselves.
The ultimate dick move.
Mmm this is phenomenal lobster. Wait, why hasn't John came back from the bathroom?
Ha ha I totally hit them with the Wine and Dine and Dash.
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The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.
“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”
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October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.
Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖
"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.
Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.
So I heard you and Gail took a bottle of wine to the Pearl.
When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.
Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.
Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
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