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The city that never sleeps...
and...
never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X
(AKA: NYC, the big apple)
Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer
Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?
Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...
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The New York Grinch, or also known as the Grinch, is a person who steals the timberlands, or timbs, of someone in December in New York City.
That nigga stole my timbs, he is a New York Grinch.
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The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.
Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.
A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.
Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
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A group of individuals who collectively and persistently neglect their duties.
The errant soldiers were charged with being a New York Legislature because they left their posts without permission.
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An unpopular brand of guitars.
guy 1: dude, you play guitar?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: electric?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: is it a fender stratocaster or a gibson sg?
guy 2: nope, its a new york pro
guy 1: what?
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It's a small town on North Shore of Long Island. If you knew your geography, it's in New York. Specifically east of NYC. It's a really nice area to live in. But if you're just visiting, there really isn't anything special to it; Just a regular town. You'd be surprised how many famous people today, grew up here in the past. Also, it's on the North Shore - the NICER part of Long Island. Schools are among the best on the Island, so that's another thing to look forward to. Yeah, there's inconsiderate people, but it's like that everywhere, and there's no way you can change that. Just deal with it because you're no wizard who can change people, no matter how much you wish to be. Also, you've probably heard this place is domninant Jews. I can answer that question with a simple "yes". That's Long Island for ya. There's also other religions, so if you're not Jewish, you're not left out. I have no idea, though, if this is considered a "rich" area. I only know our taxes are amonst the highest in America. To make it all clear in a short version, think of it as a town that you don't think is all too great, but better than you really think it is.
Plainview, New York - another regular town in Long Island.
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Seriousley... Why are all upstate people considered hicks? I do not know. I live in a town called Lake George which is one of the most heavily toured areas in the state. As well as one of the richest in the state. If upstate New York was a bunch of hicks do you really think that Derek Jeter, or DMX, or Jay-Z would buy lake front mansions? I dont think so. Get a grip.
Upstate New York houses some of the richest people in the country, as well as holds some of the most beautiful scenery and lakes in the country.
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