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A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.
Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?
Guy 2: Never mind...
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1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
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that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas
"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"
"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"
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as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck
The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.
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A turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it.
turkey time > eating out a girl
gobble gobble> the licking you do
During oral sex wit that hoe down the street she asked if it was turkey time and i responded with gobble gobble.
Yummy cooter juice!!!!!!!!!
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When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.
Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.
Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.
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man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!
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