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An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance
The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked
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when one person wants a relationship but the other person doesn't, so they compromise and become cook buddies
they do everything but fuck because now he is her cook buddy
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A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
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Books black kids never wanted to read.
"It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em" -Tyler, the Creator
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One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.
Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.
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Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS
My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN
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If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.
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