A small little person who is so snotty, phat and has a melon shaped head. They are annoying
Uhhhh Kai is such a fatty orange
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A plump yet slightly moist joint that is a perfect temp for smoking.
Give me a hit of that fatty dank.
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A very satisfying nap, usually lasting over 2 or 3 hours. When waking from a fatty nap, one feels as if he or she has just slept in.
M: "Dude, that Geography lecture was so long, I can seriously use a fatty nap right now"
T & S: "what's a fatty nap?"
M: "Look it up on urbandictionary.com, it's probably there guys"
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To give a fatty a blowjob, or suck on a fatties fat bits in a sexual manner.
Sarah "Watd u do last night Rachel?"
Rachel "I went down to KFC and was chugging a fatty"
Sarah "How fat was he?"
Rachel "He was fat like a pregnant Aborigine on a diet of lard"
Sarah "Wow, that's pretty fat"
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Having sex with a fat man.
Backing a fatty includes lots of lube.
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when your having sex with a fat girl you pull a 3 week old hoagie or sub out from under one of her many fat rolls and share it as you fuck each other.
when i was with my girlfriend last week we did a pittsburgh fatty, it tasted like moldy cheese and boob sweat.
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You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this
"Hey Chatty Fatty < 3. I LOVE YOU! lets all go on date my anwad !. WES BE UP FREAKING.
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