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The most brain-numbing thing in existence
Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers
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1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
Someone with long nails who fingers a chick and cuts her insides.
"wanna go freddy krueger"
"I was Freddy kruegering your sister now I need to was my hands"
Just a proper good looking bloke tbh
“Oi that guy’s a proper Freddie Whittaker
Freddy Fazbear's luscious fazballs; from the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise.
"Omg I need me some of that Fazussy."
"Him and his Freddy Fazussy slays!!"
The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am
often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships
"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"
The Freddy Fazbear refers to a ritual in intercourse, where one person will bite the head off of the others dick.
"Hey baby, wanna do the 'Freddy Fazbear' tonight?" one says, "Aw yeah! I love that one!" says the other.