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When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
I gave William a New Jersey Hamster
a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you
man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake
The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.
Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best
Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Its a hamster and a dildo put together.
It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother
"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"