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While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
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Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
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When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.
Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.
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When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.
Man dude, I really want to give that girl a Zoro mask.
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A shit mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a shit mask
Person1: Hey, how old are you?
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...
Perfection everytime
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When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner
I gave Jenny a coon mask last night
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Someone who has eliminated and distorted their facial features through the use of plastic surgery to the point that they now resemble the masks often worn in The Purge horror film series. Most often occurs in those using plastic surgery as a display of opulence or wealth.
Lacey wanted to prove she had more money than everyone else so she got her face done but now she's a Purge Mask.
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When someone farts into a cupped hand then places it over someone's nose and mouth.
Man, I just about lost my lunch when Jim gas masked me .
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