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The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
General definition: To engage in extremely risky activity without a clearly defined exit strategy in hopes of obtaining a sizeable benefit.
I swing trade the highly volatile British Pound/Japanese Yen currency pair without fixed exit targets. Therefore, I Ride the Tiger.
Note: Although the Dragon is one of the Pound/Yen's many ominous nicknames, Ride the Dragon is specific to heroin use. Therefore, I do not Ride the Dragon.
When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.
To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.
"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.
Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.
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To have sex while wearing a condom.
I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..
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