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Masturbating after your penis falls asleep from sitting on a hard surface for a long time.
‘The stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of GETTING a handjob from someone else but ‘The reverse stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of you GIVING a handjob to someone else.
Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.
I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.
Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)
Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!
On November 6, we celebrate this holiday. It is the anniversary of Will Byers getting captured by the Demogorgan in season one of Netflix’s Stranger Things.
Where’s Will?
“Huh?”
Dont you get it? It’s Stranger Things Day!
“OOH”
When you sit on your hand till it gets tired and then dip your hand in icy hot than masturbate.
I'm going to go home and give myself an Icy Stranger
Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.
"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"