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Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.

Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(

by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 18, 2021


covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 11, 2020


stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.

I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.

by So She Says July 2, 2019


tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"

by CAC3 April 12, 2016


elon time

When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."

by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

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All the time

The best time to wear a striped sweater

The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time...

by AwesomeSaucer February 5, 2018

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