robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.

Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.

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Brian may

Brian may ''is part of a band called Queen'' and is a badger dad who is also a astrophysicist and because of that the song 39' was written, he is also the most softest grandpa ever and must be protected. he ends sentences with
-Bri

(he is way much more you will just have to find out yourself)

me: have you seen that picture of Brian may wearing a space helmet?
friend: YES OMG LOVE HIM

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May 28

get railed by you boyfriend or girlfriend day have fun...

it's may 28

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8th of maY

the unofficial outdoor intercourse day at WSU

hooray hooray for the 8th of May, its outdoor intercourse day.

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May 3

May 3 is National bring Stuffed animal day. It was a random day that a random kid brought a cat plushy named pussy to school so she decided to make it National because why not. It wasn’t even the day she brought it. She just wanted it to happen that day Soooooo....

bring your stuffed animal anywhere you’re going, school, work, etc.

Girl 1: Bring your stuffed animal today. It’s May 3!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because a random kid made the day so you have to!
Girl 2: Okay then.

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May 18

Send nudes day, who ever send this to you will send you nudes right after

Guy: Hey anna its May 18 , send nudes day just a warning

Anna: oh word your dont better be long
Guy: *sends pic*
Anna: that shit small *blocked guy*

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26th may

THIS DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY!!!

Whoa...she's born on 26th May?! That's awesome!

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