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Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire

Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!

by Asher A SMASHER March 5, 2022


Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.

I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here

by 2knuckleshuffle November 18, 2010


Donald Johnson

Somebody who who is dumber than Boris Johnson and Donald trump together

Hi I’m a Donald Johnson

by Yol May 4, 2020


johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 10, 2008


Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.

Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.

by Slither13 May 16, 2011


reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 22, 2021


Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world

Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist

by someone_british April 5, 2023

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