The only country singer who still sounds country
Alan jackson is good
Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
Amazing, smart, god
his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever
Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava
On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
He's fucking doing an alan again
Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!
A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no
alan is yes he is yes
A glorified god of coding and creator and founder of the unspoken rizz.
i wish i was alan civciss