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Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska
"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."
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The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
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When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”
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The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive
When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)
When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife
The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
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