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Literally the sexiest person alive like holy crap you might as well already marry me, I am so in love with you and i worship you like el worships tofu.
Person A: have you ever met Al/Kany3?
Person B: no
Person A: ew how could you not want to socialize with the swaggiest person alive
When you snooze your Alarm over and over and over again.
you fall into an AL-armPit
Boss:"Why were you late this morning?"
Employee:"Sorry I fell into an AL-armPit"
Sexy guy loves boobs and loves anime he likes to keep his friends happy
"OMMMMGGG Its Al Arian "
Basically, he's literally the biggest thing to ever exist on Planet Earth, and the entire universe. He's pretty tiny normally, but when he gets huge he breaks through his roof screaming BIG ALLLLLLL and his Penis grows to around 500 miles long where he impales everything and breaks through everything in his Penises path of destruction. Not to mention the size of his balls are literally planets, He is BIG AL. (aka. Large Liberia, Enormous Ethiopia, Continous Congo, Giant Ghana, Sensational Sudan.)
OH MY GOD, I'M LITERALLY ENORMOUS.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BIG AL AKA LARGE LIBERIA YOU'RE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man from toy story 2 who took woody. This man is famous throughout Andy's town for being the owner of Als toy barn and being on the FBI watch list.
I cant believe what Big AL did to that preschool!
well, there goes another school raping to Big AL.
Kids , dont go into ALs toy barn, Big AL lurks there and kids don't come out, NEVER accept the free toys!
Water. A tongue-in-cheek joke derived from the creation story in the Bible. Adam was the first man in the Garden of Eden; he lived a pure lifestyle in communion with God. Before the fall, he was unclothed an eating just fruits and vegetables in the garden, therefore the only thing to drink was water.
Bartender: "So you're on the wagon? Well we've got some fine Adam's Ale on tap for you."