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good apple

Basically its girls, the good apples are at the top, but many guys are afraid to climb high to get the good ones incase they fall and get hurt, so they stick close to the ground and get the crappy apples that dont last.

"Damn shes a good apple" "Be careful dude, you might fall"

by VSEM July 12, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.

Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."

by Silliness September 16, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trash Apple

Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.

Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.

Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.

by Jake_Lazer July 2, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple sider

A sexual position used during applecourse due to the side-slung location of male apple genitalia

After a long day in the cold, he was ready for a hot apple sider

by All Access Andy February 5, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


adam's apple

The lump at the front of the neck, in men and some women, that is caused by the angle of the thyroid cartilage surrounding the larynx.

Webster's 1913 dictionary states that the term "โ€ฆ is so called from a notion that it was caused by the forbidden fruit, (an apple) sticking in the throat of our first parent."

"I can see your adam's apple. Sometimes I wonder who thought of calling it an "adam's apple". They must have felt really cool though when everyone started calling it that."

by ERINsistable December 3, 2006

155๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple Fanboy

Someone who bows before an apple shrine 2 times a day (sunrise and sunset). Usually ignorant and having a go at Microsoft and Google nerds.

- Have you seen that ignorant prick applefboy spreading his crap about Microsoft all over Twitter?
- Yeah, what an apple fanboy!

by applefboy November 12, 2010

214๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple sack

Another word for testicles.

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.

by Nik Gonzales May 16, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž