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arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross April 24, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 20, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart arse

A persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.

e.g. Miss Ross (a.k.a. the Power)
An urban legend who uses her Smart Arse power to infuriate those around her!

by The Gamester Ad Helpline February 6, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse-bandit

Fuck pig

You are a fuckpig

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse-water

a violent eruption of water from a mans anus. Often linked with a gay mans menstral cycle.

"oh shit! ive got arse water"

by james young March 13, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


your arse

Testing urban dictionary word of the day "your face" on my urban freind he said your arse there fore your arse is used as a riposte(quick response) to your face

idiotic person 1 "ha ha get it right up ye"(scottish for in your face)
idiotic person 2 "your face"
idiotic person 1 "what?"
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
Authority figure: 'shut up and do your work'
idiotic person 2 & idiotic person 1 'yes miss'

by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse pirate

Dan (See "VisOne")

Dan the arse pirate sails the seven seas on his poo canoe

by Gnool May 23, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž