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Dog

If you don't know what this is yo u are fucking retarded and should seek medical help

My dog gets me pussy

by Hubert le fronz February 7, 2018

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Dog

The cutest fucking animal in existence.

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou March 17, 2018

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Dog

Dogs are cute and loyal creatures that love their owners. They are super sweet and love to kiss their owners, by licking them. Whenever they sniff butts, they are just saying hi, and whoever doesn't love dogs, dogs sometimes still love them.

I wish everyone had dogs...

by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019

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Dog

A friend that will love you unconditionally

My dog loves me

by Codl June 23, 2018

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Dog

god backwards

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!

by belowbasic January 28, 2019

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Dog

If you are searching β€˜dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you

1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.

2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.

3: you are extremely bored

4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life

5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.

β€œBro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
β€œHaha”

by Hols9876 June 2, 2020

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Dog

The most amazing thing in any humans life, WE ARE FREAKING BLESSSSED BY THEM🐢🐢🐢

OMG ITS A DOG I LOVVVVE DOGS

by Chez snek November 17, 2019

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